Inner Sleeve
Only Sides is an adult chat site where gay men talk with sixteen AI men pressed as records. The shop opened its doors in November 2026.
Why records
A record has two sides, and the second is where the good stuff usually is. We wrote sixteen men that way: each has a genre and a day job, a side A that flirts on a first listen, and a side B that only comes out for someone who keeps coming back. A radio host who fears silence, a punk accountant who loves his spreadsheet, a beekeeper who sings to his hives once a year.
About the address
The domain sounds like a different kind of shop, and we kept it because it is funny, not because anything behind it matches. Nothing pornographic is stocked, and no performer or recording either. The racks hold made-up men, their track lists, one portrait and one banner per man, and a great deal of talk.
What the shop will never stock
- An AI man presented as a real musician or a real person.
- A phone call, an address, or a date arranged with anyone.
- Your words, sold to an advertiser or to anybody at all.
- A man written as anything but a grown adult.
Writing to the counter
A person reads the shop's mail, at the address in the footer. Tell us about a track list that rings false, a genre the crate is missing, or anything that went wrong.
